slutsy: everyone is dumb
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
marththebland: i took a trip to planet swag and all i got was this stupid snapback
Drinking chocolate milk out of a wine glass...
rryland: do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence